2 spots left for April start
For Professional Services Businesses

5 qualified sales calls
in 12 weeks — guaranteed.

I build and run your entire paid marketing funnel from scratch. You take the calls. If you do not have 5 qualified prospects booked by week 12, I keep working at no charge until you do.

Watch: How the funnel works (3 mins)
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The 12-Week Guarantee 5 qualified calls booked by week 12 — or I keep working at no charge until we hit it.
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Takes 2 minutes. No commitment required.
12
Week guarantee window
15+
Years in paid media
40+
Deliverables included
£0
Setup fee
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Who Is Behind This
FunnelSpider
Done-For-You Paid Funnels for Professional Services

FunnelSpider is run by a single specialist with 15 years working in and around digital agencies — across strategy, paid media, conversion optimisation and funnel build. In-house, as a consultant and as a specialist for clients ranging from local trades to national professional services firms.

Most agencies will sell you a service. FunnelSpider sells you an outcome. The focus is on getting traffic in front of the right people and converting that traffic into booked calls. That combination — acquisition and conversion working together — is what most businesses are missing.

We work with a small number of clients at any one time, which means you get full senior attention, not a junior account manager.

15+
Years in digital agencies
2
New client spots per month
The Process

From zero to booked pipeline
in four steps.

No lengthy onboarding, no agency handoffs. One specialist with full ownership of your funnel, start to finish.

01
Strategy Sprint
We spend 90 minutes mapping your ideal client, defining your offer positioning and agreeing the funnel structure. That is the most I will ever ask of your time.
02
Build and Launch
I build every asset — ads, landing page, VSL, email sequences, retargeting — and get your first campaign live within 14 days of signing off.
03
Optimise Weekly
Ads need time to find their rhythm. I monitor performance daily and send a clear weekly report. Every decision is led by your actual data, not gut feel.
04
Scale What Converts
By weeks 8 to 12 we know what is working. We cut what is not, double down on converting angles and build a repeatable pipeline.
Risk Reversal

You cannot lose money on this.

Most agencies charge a retainer regardless of results and disappear after month three. I do the opposite. If the pipeline is not there by the end of week 12, I keep working for free until it is. Everything I build is yours to keep, full stop.

5 qualified calls in 12 weeksOr I continue at no charge until we hit the target.
All assets belong to youLanding pages, copy, sequences and campaigns — yours if you ever leave.
You control the ad spendYour budget goes straight to the platform. I never touch it.
No setup fee on any tierMonthly retainer from day one, nothing extra to get started.
What You Get

Every deliverable,
every stage.

Not a menu of options. This is the complete build — everything required to take a cold stranger from first impression to booked sales call.

40+ deliverables included
6 funnel stages covered
1 monthly retainer, all in
Stage 01
Audience and Targeting
Precision research so your ads reach the people who actually buy.
Ideal Customer Profile (ICP) document
Audience segmentation strategy
Competitor ad intelligence review
Keyword and interest mapping
Lookalike audience setup
Pixel and tracking verification
Stage 02
Paid Ad Creative and Copy
Scroll-stopping ads written to generate clicks from cold audiences at scale.
Primary hook variations (3 to 5 per launch)
Short-form video ad scripts
Static image ad copy and headlines
Carousel ad copy and frame structure
Campaign structure and naming convention
Creative brief for video production
Ad account setup and campaign launch
Ongoing A/B creative testing
Stage 03
Landing Page and VSL
The conversion engine. Where traffic lands, watches and decides to book a call.
Full VSL script (problem, agitation, solution)
VSL storyboard and slide deck
Long-form landing page copy
Landing page build and deployment
Mobile optimisation
CTA and form testing
Social proof and objection-handling blocks
Privacy policy and GDPR compliance
Stage 04
Lead Nurture and Email
Automated sequences that warm up opt-ins and move them towards booking a call.
Lead magnet concept and copy
Welcome and confirmation email
5-email nurture sequence
Booking reminder sequence
Email automation setup in your ESP
Segmentation and tagging logic
No-show re-engagement email
Stage 05
Retargeting and Re-engagement
Not everyone converts first time. Retargeting sequences bring warm traffic back around.
Retargeting audience configuration
Social proof retargeting ads
Objection-led retargeting copy
Urgency and scarcity retargeting layer
Cold-to-warm re-engagement emails
Frequency caps and exclusion audiences
Stage 06
Reporting and Optimisation
Continuous iteration driven by data. You always know exactly what is working and why.
Weekly performance report
Monthly strategy review call
Cost-per-lead and CPL trend tracking
Funnel drop-off analysis
Ad fatigue monitoring and refresh schedule
Landing page CRO recommendations
Budget pacing and bid strategy management
Pricing

Choose your pipeline.
All tiers include the guarantee.

Every tier includes the full 12-week guarantee, zero setup fee and a complete funnel build from day one.

All tiers require a minimum ad spend of £1,000 per month, paid directly to the platform by you. This is separate from the management retainer and is not included in the prices below.
Pipeline Launchpad
£1,500
per month
One channel, one funnel, one goal. Right for businesses testing paid acquisition for the first time.
Min. £1,000/mo ad spend required
  • 1 paid channel (Meta or Google)
  • Full funnel build across all 6 stages
  • VSL script and landing page
  • 5-email nurture sequence
  • Weekly report and monthly call
  • 12-week guarantee included
  • Multi-channel retargeting
  • CRM integration
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Pipeline Engine
£2,750
per month
Multi-channel with deeper optimisation. For businesses ready to scale a proven offer systematically.
Min. £2,500/mo ad spend recommended
  • 2 paid channels (Meta and Google)
  • Full funnel build across all 6 stages
  • VSL and long-form landing page
  • 7-email nurture and re-engagement
  • Multi-channel retargeting
  • Fortnightly optimisation calls
  • CRO testing and iteration
  • 12-week guarantee included
  • CRM integration
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Pipeline Dominance
£4,500
per month
Full-stack operation with CRM, pipeline visibility and aggressive creative testing across three channels.
Min. £5,000/mo ad spend recommended
  • 3 channels (Meta, Google and LinkedIn)
  • Full funnel build plus ongoing rebuild
  • Multiple VSL variants tested in parallel
  • Full email nurture library
  • Multi-channel retargeting and lookalikes
  • CRM integration and pipeline tracking
  • Weekly calls and Slack access
  • 12-week guarantee included
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FAQ

Common questions.

Everything you need to know before we get started.

How does the 12-week guarantee actually work?
If you have not had 5 qualified sales calls booked by the end of week 12, I keep working on your funnel at no additional charge until we hit that number. The 12-week window is deliberately generous — ads need time to find their rhythm and I factor that in from the start.
What does "done for you" actually mean?
I handle everything: strategy, copywriting, landing page build, ad account setup, email automation and ongoing management. You give me access to your accounts and your ad budget. After the initial 90-minute strategy session, your only job is to show up for the calls I book you.
Do I control the ad spend directly?
Yes. Your ad spend goes directly from your card to the platform. I never handle the budget itself. My retainer covers strategy, build and management only. You always have full visibility of exactly where your money is going.
Do you produce video creative?
I write all scripts, storyboards and creative briefs. Filming and editing sit outside the retainer — you record the VSL yourself or bring in a videographer. I can walk you through a lightweight approach to get a high-converting VSL produced without a big production budget.
What types of business do you work with?
My background is in professional services, B2B and high-ticket offers. Accountants, solicitors, consultants, agencies and specialist trades. If you sell a service with a defined outcome and a considered buying decision, this funnel model is built for you.
What happens after the 12-week term?
The engagement moves to a rolling monthly contract with 30 days notice to cancel. Everything I have built belongs to you — landing pages, copy, email sequences, ad campaigns — all handed over if you ever decide to leave.

Not sure if this is right for you?

Answer 5 quick questions and I will tell you whether this offer is a fit — and which tier makes sense for your situation.

Takes 2 minutes. No sales call required to get your result.
2 spots remaining for April start

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